Let's try this again...
I wanna join your guild (obviously). My reasons are simple enough. I want allies to improve my chances of not being attacked "randomly" to death, and I wanna be of some good to others. What's the point in playing with no goals in mind, right? But anyway, your guild seems the most cordial and frankly nicer than my other options and you're small enough that I might actually be useful.
Thank you for your time.